thread: Things you never want to hear your children say.

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  1. #1

    Mar 2004
    Sparta
    12,662

    Things you never want to hear your children say.

    So, what are some of the lines you've heard from your children that you knew instantly meant trouble?

    1. Muuum, come, look at the mess!!!!
    2. Muuuum, look at me. I'm going to be Humpty Dumpty!!!


  2. #2
    Life Subscriber

    Jul 2006
    Brisbane
    6,683

    Well for me, it's what's not said that is usually the worry - you know, that total quiet that can only mean trouble. But also:

    1. I'm burning down the house mum (while I was on a teleconference when working from home). The good news - he wasn't really, he was playing with the hose and pretending there was a fire he was putting out. The bad news - there were managers from all over Qld on the teleconference and they all heard!

    2. Mum, I shouldn't do that, should I?

  3. #3

    Apr 2007
    the Sauna
    1,995

    oh look at the big big big mess mummy
    and "im painting" - i never want to hear that ... again !! he was painting with mascara !!!!!!

    and obviously the swear words ...

  4. #4
    Registered User

    May 2005
    Canberra
    3,617

    It wasn't me!

  5. #5
    Registered User

    Mar 2004
    1,547

    "We are playing in the snow mummy!", said with much glee after the three of them have just broken a styrofoam box (that I thought I had put away where they couldn't get it) into tiny little pieces and thrown around the room.

  6. #6
    Registered User

    Mar 2009
    1,400

    'I'm sprinkling sugar Mum' as DD1 twirled passed me - infact showering her room with talcum powder.....

    also

    'Uh oh.....'

  7. #7
    BellyBelly Member

    Oct 2007
    Ever so slowly going crazy...
    2,268

    "we made you breaky mum"... my 2 eldest when 2&3 had made breaky on the kitchen floor.... eggs, milo, milk, bread, sauce, everything, was all over the floor........

  8. #8
    Registered User

    Dec 2008
    8,986

    1. I'm burning down the house mum (while I was on a teleconference when working from home). The good news - he wasn't really, he was playing with the hose and pretending there was a fire he was putting out. The bad news - there were managers from all over Qld on the teleconference and they all heard!
    THis is sooo funny only because my nephew actually DID burn the house down!!

  9. #9
    Registered User

    Jun 2008
    Tassie
    2,567

    My heart dropped when I heard Chase walk into the bedroom and say

    Oh no oh no oh no crap oh crap Jaidan WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????!

    He had only pulled the train set apart but OMG talk about freak out!