girls you crack us up ... I had to show DP your suggestions because its what we say!! Especially about the running off to the registry

Speaking of forkin out, MIL actually offered to pay half of our wedding to ensure she didnt have bastard children! .. Charming eh ...

I said to DP tonight, we cannot get married until the last child is born, because I dont him/her to feel left out (they'll all be bastards then) ....