Wow okay.....mine do not compare with porno guy or whippersnipper man but


There was the teenage neighbour who thought dunking their cat in sump oil would be the best solution for ridding it of stick fast fleas.
The neighbour who said she would have offered her (70+ year old) hubbys 'services' to give me a baby had he not been 'fixed' - seriously, not making that up.
The neighbour who loudly talks to his cats (lives across the road from me), which sounds pretty normal - except, he speaks in 'cat' to them.
Same neighbour wears a highvis vest when he goes walking and reads a novel while he walks - recently fell off his roof (someone joked perhaps he was reading a book while up there) and he broke something (arm in sling). This required his wife to mow several times recently - on the ride on mower, with him running after her screaming instructions. For several hours. It was entertaining the first time - but not the next 2. I seriously would have reversed over him!
Neighbour from a few doors down who knocked on my door after dark in winter (me in pjs) to inform me I am mowing my grass too short and that is why it is dead. Uh, it was dead because we were in the middle of a drought and I was not wasting water on lawn! I might point out that his yard normally looks like you need a machete to get to the front door.

None of them are particularly 'neighbours from hell' however they are a tad weird. I wonder what they think/thought of me?