The current neighbours who showed up on our doorstep within a week of us moving in to ask us to be quiet because their daughter was sleeping. Fast forward 3 years and they have at least one party a week right next to DD's bedroom and them have the nerve to tell us they can hear her crying at night. Um, yeah, cos you wake her up. They've got a siren they set off for fun too. Awesome sauce

The lonely, creepy old man across the road who was always on at me to go and do my washing at his place, or borrow his kitchen to cook in. He reversed his car with a tow ball into then DP's car and put a huge hole in it. Then I came home from work one day to find my street and house cordoned off by the police. He'd been bludgeoned to death, they think by a woman he'd picked up somewhere after making inappropriate advances. I still get shivers when I think about it