Binocular Man - I lived at the back villa, he lived at the front and was always home so I could never come or go without him jumping out the door for something. For my birthday he gave me binoculars and told me I was his best friend. He then started buying food to give to me and I would refuse it and he'd follow me to my door really sternly saying take it. A few times he threw it in the door after me! I had too much rubbish for my bin one day so I thought I'd put it in his bin. He told me off and said I was no longer his best friend lol I actually ended up complaining to the land lord and they didn't renew his lease. I did feel bad but he was pretty creepy.

The Naked Druggie - lived across the road - used to party all the time in his unit which we were opposite and often out on his balcony. One afternoon he had a mate round and they were off their heads, yelling loudly, partying, snorting, then all of a sudden they were both naked and throwing the pebbles off their balcony at passers by, then noticed me on phone calling police so were pegging them across the road. As police turned up they were throwing plastic bags off the balcony (right to waiting police lol) and got taken away. Two days later a guy was downstairs at the intercom getting no answer and went ballistic yelling up to the 7th floor 'give me back my drugs etc etc' needless to say the Naked Druggie moved quite swiftly.

The Neighbours from Hell - the others have been a walk in the park compared to the house beside us now. Always fighting and yelling and screaming. Always drinking. Loud music, their shed coughs a lot and they seem to move roof tiles a lot too hmmmm never mow their lawn and rubbish everywhere. Have called their landlords and the police a few times in 4 years, worst one was when I thought one guy was going to kill another and come through the fence to our place in the process. They have quietened down a bit since then. And we have sold our house yay so only about 2 more weeks of living next to them. I feel bad for the buyers of our house, but hey we had to sell and they happened to buy it.

Let's hope our new neighbourhood is reasonably normal. I don't want completely normal though as that would be rather boring