Can't resist one more OT - "all you have to do now is have the baby" when I was getting a car seat fitted with DS (prem) already 2 weeks old. Way to boost my self esteem...
Lol at least it was only 2 weeks after bub arrived!! DD was four months old when DH and I went to his work Christmas party... our first night out since getting pregnant, so of course we let our hair down - I was smoking like a chimney, sinking booze like it was going out of fashion, and a couple of the other 'wives' at the party were like, 'Oh, so when are you due?'
Uh.. um. About four months ago. Sorry, I'm not one of these celebrities that gets out of the maternity ward and straight back into their size zero skinny jeans!!

I think the thing that annoyed me more though, was their casual attitude towards thinking I was pregnant and drinking like a fish - like, I'm young so I *must* be one of those people who gets drunks twice a week throughout their pregnancy, why bother commenting on it because I'll probably just break out the tequila slammers to spite them, right?