I worked with a guy who was going through the checkout at a local grocery store with his wife then pregnant with his son. The cashier looked at the two of them then looked at him and said you must be real excited to which the guy looked at his wife then back at the cashier and with a straight face said "oh its not mine".
I guess the poor woman was speechless and had a horrid look on her face...wish I could have seen it. Actually I wish I had the guts to mess with people like that.
The closest I come is when people want to know if we are done or say something like "their all your kids?", I typically say "yup, what can I say - were breeders". Then of course there is the traditional "don't you know what causes this?" My wife was asked this by a good friend in church one morning who thought he was being really funny. My wife looked at him and said "yes and apparently we like what causes it". The guy turned real red and his wife about fell over laughing at him.








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