THis reminds me of this one time (at band camp just joking) when I was pg with DS1 back in 2000. Dh and I went over to his sisters place for the night and we all went out to a pub after dinner and SIL was three sheets to the wind ****ed and we saw this guy in the pub with this massive big brick phone on his belt and we were pulling the **** out of him and in the end SIL went over to him and asked why he had the phone making him look like a dork and he told her that his wife was due to have her baby any day and he wanted her to be able to call him blah blah and SIL looked at him, pointed to us and told him how her brother didn't need a phone, he just brought his wife with him LOL.

Let him go - if he has a phone I don't see what the problem is? I can guarantee that you WONT go into labour while he's out on the ****.