ow something up my smart arse alley would kick in here!

I would be sussing out which others kid's were going and have a chat to the mothers.......and organise with them to bring a 20 pack of paper plates each....with nothing on them.

So when we would turn up to the party...i would hand the host the stack of paper plates and say

i dont thinks its hygenic for all the kids to share one plate so I bought some throw aways

and walk off smiling

I think the host would get the point if some of the mum's did it