Sorry Chris, I thought I'd told you the Avon Lady story.
During the "Hazel, please stop smoking right underneath my open bedroom window" week, we had our final conversation. As you know, I got that BFP on the pee stick on Remembrance Day (evil pee sticks). Then on the 14th I went for my beta. I'd come home and she obviously hadn't heard me. I phoned the clinic and got the <5 beta result. Obviously devastated, I went into my bedroom for a hanky - the blinds were still down. I sat there on my bed listening to her telling the avon lady all about how terrible her family were to her etc etc. Then she started on me. The straw that broke the camel's back you might say! I listened to "all about Sue" for a while then very calmly rolled up the blind, opened the window and said "Hi, Hazel I just heard every word." Closed the window and went and bawled on the lounge. That was just over 4 weeks ago and she's been in hiding ever since. Had to come to a head after 9 months of me being too polite and, in hindsight, I really needed to vent that day. Such is life.