I was driving down the freeway and Alex needed to pee so I told him to hang onto it for a couple of minutes.

So he did - literally!

When I got off the freeway and stopped next to a tree, he had an erection.

And so he said "Mummy, Mummy, my penis is big and strong! Look Mummy my penis is big and strong!"

Mummy falls about trying not to laugh, Alex is desperately trying to pee, which is extremely difficult for him!

So we get back into the car and have to stop again five minutes down the road for him to finish peeing!

So funny... I just think of an erection as "big and strong" LOL!