My DD who is 4 going on 40 says some funny things, but today was a good one, I just had to share. I'm still giggling.

I was sitting down, DD comes in the room.
"Mumma, how's your baby going?" and puts her head on my belly.
I said " Going good, how are you going?"
DD looks up at me "Ok, will the baby come out of your fanny?"
Me "Yep"
DD ponders for a while then says " I want you to push it out right now!!" quite seriously.
I smirked trying not to laugh " Baby isn't ready yet, it's too small, have to wait until Christmas time, then it will be ready to come out."
DD "BUT I WANT IT TO COME OUT NOW!!" and proceeds to have a huge tantrum at my inability to push this baby out right on the spot.
Well I cracked up laughing and left the room.

Can't wait to tell DH when he gets home tonight, he will get a kick out of this one.

What sort of funny things do your young kiddies come out with?

..Laura