Oh! How could I forget this one from a couple of weeks ago?!

DS spent all day complaining about his sore tummy. Gradually getting worse, to the point he was crawling on the floor crying and holding his belly like he couldnt stand up.
It was about 5:30 by the time I decided to take him to the doctor, and after ringing around we decided to take him to a nearby hospital ED that is usually pretty quiet. Thankfully it was and we were seen within 20mins. The doctor gave him the once over, told us everything seemed fine and sent us away with a sterile container to catch his wee in case he had a UTI.
Put him to bed that night still complaining.
The next day he seemed fine and I put it down to just one of those things. That is until mid afternoon when he said "I have a headache because I need a jellybean at the doctor"

Little con artist had been pretending ALL day so Id take him to the doctor and he would get a lolly! I dont even know how he came up with that!