DS (26 months): Baby is hungry Daddy. You give the baby milk with your boobies?
DH: (looks alarmed) No, not mine!
DS: (seems to take his cue from how alarmed DH looked) No. Might suck a big hole in you. Then baby might fall in. ????!!!!



DS: Can't go to bed any more Mummy.
Me: No? Why not?
DS: A silly man poured paint in my cot.

Ookay then. This kid's got a weird imagination!