OMG I detest breakfast time. Everyone is at me for different things, the big kids change what they want most days and often expect multiple courses. They want to help, and I want to let them because it's great practice and ultimately should lead them to just sorting themselves in the morning but in the short term is all cereal-across-the-bench-yoghurt-on-the-floor-screaming-because-I-wanted-the-milk-in-first. Baby is at my feet wailing because he has seen preparations start and therefore food should be in his belly, like yesterday, since he is dying of hunger having only fed 3 times over night. And amongst all this, I need coffee. JUST LET ME DRINK MY COFFEEEEE!!

Any breakfast-time strategies, chaos-veterans?