We are atheists and we do Santa. He brings sensible presents like toothbrushes and is always mindful of over-indulgence and waste. One year DS1 opened his present from Santa and started crying hysterically, he was inconsolable. I finally got out of him that Santa had given him children’s scissors, he wanted very dangerous scissors. How could Santa have got it so wrong!
I bet he brought a non-toxic glue stick too! Damn you kid-safe Santa!!!! *shakes fist*