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  1. #1

    Jul 2009
    Australia
    5,102

    Smug: My DD sleeps 10+ hours every night.
    She tells me when she wants to go to bed by giving me her bottle and saying "bot bot"
    She talks very fluently and knows how to say "whats that?" "who's that?" "mumma what doing?" "pup dog" "call daddy"
    She dances with me to my music and even sings along.
    She has the most beautiful big blue eyes

    Crap: DD won't eat real food and still wants up to 4 bottles a day
    She still has an umbilical hernia and may require surgery
    Because she does have much hair she is often mistaken for a boy
    Often have to argue the fact I AM her mother!!
    Couldn't give DD a sibling and she loves babies (beat myself up about that all the time )
    My belly, sides, thighs and hips are covered in horrible stretch marks from pregnancy.
    My belly skin sags and have to wear shapewear to hide it and be able to wear nice clothes
    I suffer from anxiety and the smallest things set off an anxiety attack (we went into the city to have lunch for fathers day, DP picked a place that id never eaten at and the food was different from what id eaten and i didnt want to eat there, it should have been a simple no but i had a massive anxiety attack )

  2. #2
    Registered User

    Dec 2007
    Taking a ride on my grdonkey :D
    2,716

    Love this thread!

    Smug: DD2 is totes the best talker I've ever seen for a 2yo. Everybody comments on it, all the time, I really enjoy it

    Crap: They're eating potato chips for dinner and watching cartoons while I work on uni stuff. My bad.

  3. #3
    Registered User

    Aug 2007
    Sydney
    1,691

    Smug
    DS1 can identify a frog by its call.

    Crap
    He can’t wipe his bum.
    Last edited by Epacris; September 11th, 2011 at 09:57 AM.

  4. #4
    BellyBelly Member

    Oct 2008
    3,132

    Smug

    My kids are awesome!

    Crap

    Everybody thinks they turned out that way in spite of our parenting because they believe there is no way our parenting would work

  5. #5

    Mar 2008
    Where dreams are now reality
    2,318

    Great thread PZ!

    Smug:
    My 23 month old DD is fully toilet trained 18 months with out any knickers
    She is a sweet and caring little girl who boobie feeds everything!
    She can count to 10 and knows 6 colours
    DD has the most beautiful manners

    Crap:
    The kid DOES NOT sleep! (she slept thru the night from birth until some big developmental leaps set in)
    She has her mothers temper when she gets frustrated
    She will not eat when we are out places, like today been out from 8:30- 4pm and would not eat a scrap of food!