I was driving to the shops the other day and did something silly that made me laugh a bit at myself and think "Yep, only another parent would understand..!" I got thinking and thought I'd share for a bit of a laugh...
You know you're a parent when:
- You're in the car and see a bus (/truck/horse/cow/digger/tracktor) and exclaim in a loud excited voice "BUS!" (truck/horse...) only to remember that you've left the kids with the ILs
- You realise you've spent more on designer nappies than designer lingerie
- You know the 5 Steps to Bedtime pretty much inside and out
- You have more baby feeding spoons in your drawer than tea spoons
- You take more pleasure out of choosing your child's outfit than your own
- You have a mild aversion to slobbery dog kisses but look forward to those gorgeous slobbery toddler kisses
- You can't remember the last time you had more than 5 hours sleep in one block but the kisses mentioned above more than make up for it
- You've grown so used to drinking cold tea/coffee that if someone makes you a hot one you actually have to leave it for a good hour before you can drink it
- You can't remember the last time you got through the day with your clothes untouched by vomit, pee, dribble or some sort of sticky food substance
- There is no chocolate/biscuits/sweets of any kind visible in your pantry - but you have a mega stash hidden somewhere sneaky like the oven or inside the (broken) dishwasher
- You buy some fish and name them Giggle and Hoot
- Your TV spends more time on ABC2 than all the other channels combined
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