=D> PMSL Keen, good one, bet that stopped her in her tracks.

I used to hate the 15 or so phone calls a day I got once my due date came & went. I'd pick up the phone & get 'You still there???' Drove me insane ](*,)

Another good one was 'oh your belly is so little, you will be having a tiny bubba' 9lb 9oz later I don't believe that one anymore either!