Albi - gosh that's horrible. My heart goes out to you and your husband and family.

Lori - obviously you were living with a drug addict who was using your car to make long trips to score, and then sabotaged your property by planting bags of poo and fat everywhere. Apart from living a soiled, druggy existence. Just what you need when you are heavily pregnant!!! Glad you aren't working in a threatening environment anymore. Too risky when dangerous.

AFM - bloated from having too much gluten, which is naughty of me, but so hard to avoid. Pork pies, scotch eggs and cornish pasties!!! But I regret it all now