"I'm just glad it's human. There's those funny genes in DH's family, you know...."
That is priceless. Love it and yes, I will be stealing it ;-)

How about that you're relieved its another boy cos your DH couldn't deal with another premenstrual woman in the house.

I don't get that (A) people think they actually have a right to comment and (b) people don't get that you might actually just be happy with a beautiful new baby! We are trying for No. 3, and with two girls already the very few people that do know have almost all assumed its because we're desperate for a boy. Nothing could be further from the truth.