You know.......... they stuck the injection so fast in to my leg I barely remember it happening.... just like everything with my birth. (I'm convinced I started labour in the second stage).

The third stage was the worst for me. Sitting there while the doctor did the stitches.... didn't enjoy that much. But the whole labour/birth thing was so fast, the stitches were the longest part. Just sucked on the gas. I was thinking "just do the bloody stitches.... what's taking so long????" I only just remember the placenta coming out. After giving birth to a baby the placenta was a bit of an after thought.

I just remember my husband (holding my newborn while I'm lying there is a very compromising position, not looking my best from either end) and the doctor discussing the intracacies of the placenta while the doctor checked it over.

I'm like "HELLOOOOO, over heeeeere!!" Oh what funny vision. I've never had a normal life. I think I'm living in a comedy............even my birth story is funny.