Please reply with "yup, something - he's here."

Go on, I dare you. (I would do that to my DH if he were that stupid!)
Oooh yeah. I'd love to see his face when he reads that message. Maybe he just wants an excuse to come home from work?

I tried so hard all pregnancy to not tell people my EDD. I'd just say early December, but they had to know the exact date. DD came early so I avoided phone calls. I don't get why people ask. As if they wouldn't be told if bubs had been born or not