Oh Banx you poor thing. You really sound over it. When I got to 38 weeks I was over it. I'd had a few worries with my pregnancy - mine were more to do with scan results at different times that suggested issues & all the worries that come with having a child at advanced age. I was also suffering from swelling (not as bad as yours though) so I can only imagine how over it you are.

I decided to take matters into my own hands as my doctor was quite happy to let me go 10 days over which had me petrified as I'd read that women of my age should never be let go over as their placentas are more likely to deteriorate. It might sound silly but 3 days of orgasm (just one a day and no actual DTD required) in a row did the trick for me. Of course I don't know for sure that it worked, but I feel it did. You could always give that a go if you are really over it.

I was so shocked when the labour did start - I was so sure I'd be waiting another few weeks. You never know, it could just happen to you too.