When you are painting your toe nails and you can't reach your pinky so you think "ahhh stuff it!"
When you are walking down the hallway at work and people need to press up against the other side of the wall to let you pass.
When you need your DH to check "down there" to make sure that you are not growing the amazon jungle.
when u paint ur entire toe cause it wont be neat anyway and at least the paint on ur skin falls off eventua;;y lol cant believe the logic i had when i was preg lol
when it takes forever and u end up out of breath tryin to dry urself after a bath or shower
when u need help gettin out of the bath
when it takes 5 mins to struggle to get ya undies on
when ur once knee length nighty becomes a shirt that shows the bottom of ur bump
when the 15mt or so walk to the mail nox becomes ur daily exercise lol
when u just dont give a sh it about anything because it is too much struggle to even move.
when ur inside bits feel like they are protruding down to ur knees
when its a struggle to be spontanious in the bedroom cause hubby has to lugg you into position just to get u on top lol lol
when u have no shame in telling that sexy male dr just how much ur piles are killing you
when u know the exact number of days till ur EDD
when u can no longer see below ur belly to groom and need ur hubby or a handy mirror to help
when shaving ur legs becomes a breath taking task
when u have to call hubby to help u get off the bottom of the shower
when u can no longer jump in the bath with ur other little kiddies cause there is no room
when its a struggle to get ur leg up on the bath just to dry urself
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