You know your in the third trimester of your pregnancy when....

[maybub]

when you speak openly to people about things that you'd usually never utter out loud
hemorrhoids...
discharge...
thrush...

and don't care

[hubba_bubba07]

when ur inside bits feel like they are protruding down to ur knees
when its a struggle to be spontanious in the bedroom cause hubby has to lugg you into position just to get u on top lol lol
when u have no shame in telling that sexy male dr just how much ur piles are killing you
when u know the exact number of days till ur EDD
when u can no longer see below ur belly to groom and need ur hubby or a handy mirror to help
when shaving ur legs becomes a breath taking task
when u have to call hubby to help u get off the bottom of the shower
when u can no longer jump in the bath with ur other little kiddies cause there is no room
when its a struggle to get ur leg up on the bath just to dry urself

[Kirsten]

...when you can't close the toilet cubicle door because your belly gets in the way!

[sassy123]

kirsten lol i always knock the toilet rool off the holder at MIL's tryin to sqeeze in to get the door close.

[*Ali*]

when your other children automatically reach down to pick up something you have dropped because they know you can't

[Kazbah]

... when you belch and don't care if you're louder than Barney Gumble.
... when you're sitting upright in bed at 12:57am knowing you'll still be sitting up waiting for the heartburn to settle at 3am
... when you don't care, you just want to empty those bowels somewhere nice.

[Picketty]

...When you start to ignore dust and rubbish on the floor because you know you won't be picking them up any time soon anyway.
...When I'm shouting at DH that we are late for going out and then just as he is starting the car I say 'Oh I just need to pee quickly'.