you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[bubbadubba]

i have to agree with everything said

i keep under estimating my size, and both my belly & butt end up knocking into door frames, other cars in the car park, people on the bus.......etc.........

another thing iv found is my dog can no longer sit on my lap, because there is no lap left for him to have!

[sydney moose]

This tread has been a good laugh...I am definately the crumbs lady in/on my shirt and every where else. LOL nice to see everyone is going through the same thing!

You know you are heavily pregnant when
-You need a 5 minute break from getting INTO the car and then another 5 minutes breather once Dh has adjusted the seat so I can drive.

- You really wish you could use and try to use Jedi mind force to bring stuff to you hoping it will actually happen

-When you groan every time you move off something ( a chair, couch, bed)

- You need to wait for Dh to get home from work so he can get the wok from the top shelf as you can't reach it and you certainly can't climb onto the counter to get it either!

- when it becomes harder to fold clothes as you can't use your belly the same way you used to use your laps and bending down to do so on the counter or bed just takes forever and you actually give up on folding bed sheets by yourself altogether..they look nice in rolled up in a ball in the linen cupboard!

-when your DH comments EVERYDAY to everyone on how huge you are in the nicest way possible! LOL

-When you dress yourself in a nice frock and a pair of walking velcro sandals to go out on NYE as they are the ONLY pair of shoes that
A) fits
B) doesn't make your cankles grow the size of pumpkin
C)do I REALLY care, they're comfy?

Keep em' coming ladies!

Mxx

[treena217]

this is soo funny,

you know your heavily pregnant when:

- you are thankful you have power steering as my belly rests on the bottom of the steering wheel .

- you have to use both hands to hold your belly just to roll over in bed.

- bringing everything you need to the coffee table so you dont have to get up from the couch anytime soon. And then finally getting comfy and having to pee grrr.

- thankful to have a 7yr help look after the 2yr cos you are just too tired to move.

-not being able to wash up without getting the belly wet.

-almost passing out when you have to bend over only slightly.

- having the belly so heavy and low that on occassion when you get up from the toilet the seat and have to lean forward it will come up a little bit.

- its easier to put the skirt on via the head instead of stepping into it.

- you feel like a penguin when walking at the shops i have a very good waddle going on.

- you have man legs (hairy) but not caring as its too hard to shave.

- belly is so big that there is no way of sitting down very lady like - legs wide apart and belly on the chair.

-when lying on the couch instead of trying to sit up you just roll off it and use the coffee table to get upright all awhile grunting with effort.

[OceanPrincess]

...bringing everything you need to the coffee table so you dont have to get up from the couch anytime soon. And then finally getting comfy and having to pee grrr.

That happened to me last night!

The only other one I have to add is when you sneeze and it hurts so much you clutch you belly and say "OW" and your DH/DP/coworker looks alarmed and says "Was that a contraction????"

[misty]

when you have to use the disabled toilet, because you cann't go in a normal public toilet AND shut the door.

hmmm, I'm begining to remember all the fabulous things I have to look forward to.

[~clover~]

How about when your darling sister has to pick you up off the floor in IGA coz you were silly enough to get down there to look at shampoo!!

[nelly]

when you get weird sunburn on your thighs from sitting in the water at the beach. You spend hours wondering why you only rubbed in the suncreen THERE, then realise when you get home it is the shape of your belly and it's the HUGE shadow it cast.