I love eating raw puff pastry!!!!! Gosh, I'm evil!!!

Food crimes that quickly spring to mind:
fake cream
overuse of tomato sauce
overcooking anything, particularly meat (steak esp) and veges
when my FIL smothers my special pasta dish in at least a cup of grated cheese before even tasting it - is it that bad?????
using evap milk and coconut essence to make pretend coconut milk - ewww, tastes nothing like the real thing!!!

And the worst of all for me is..........lack of FOOD RESPECT! Yes, when I cook a meal and tell people it is ready, I expect them to come to the table immediately to eat it while it is at it's best. I hate it when you say dinner is ready and then put it on the table and nobody comes. Meanwhile, the pasta is getting cold, the parsley garnish is wilting and turning brown............