Australia cannot do mexican so I have been told by many American/Canadians!

BUT with just cheese and jalapenos is not *that* unauthentic (but they wouldn't serve jalapenos on a kids menu) - it's actually more authentic than most of the sloppy crap you get here. The only difference would be the fact they wouldn't be mass produced corn chips, and the cheese would be mexican white cheese... and it would be served with pickled jalapenos.

CHRISTY?! am I right... have I learnt well?