Fine I'll be first!
too bad i dont have anything much to say...well i probably do but i cant be bothered and i have a headache.
Oh yeah, my other joke (it starts off the same as the other one so bear with me)
3 WOMEN are sitting in a bar
A ferrari drives past and one woman says 'that reminds me of my husband'
'why?' the other 2 ask. 'well he's sexy and sleek'
Next a BMW drives and the 2nd woman says 'that reminds me of my husband'
'why?' they ask 'well, he's strong and reliable'
next an old model ford drives past and the last woman says 'THAT reminds me of my husband'
'what?! why?' they ask
"because i have to hand crank him every morning'
AHhahahahahahahahhaha







if we leave her she gets hysterical. 
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