Ness you offended me when you called me a big fat silly old cow.
(Unless you didn't call me a bit fat silly old cow, then it's okay and I'm not offended)

Rehearsal went pretty well, and one of the bridemaids who knows what she's talking about said it sounded good, so I'm feeling a bit better about it.
STILL don't know what I'm wearing. Think I'll just stuff it and decide tomorrow.