I have only a couple of comments:

Here are my three theories about Family Law. Shoot me down in flames if you like, but they're true.

a) If you have more than two Ys in your child's name, you are feral.
b) If you have a positive tatt-to-teeth ratio (ie more tattoos than teeth) you are definitely feral.
c) If you have both of the above, plus any visible piercings, you are guaranteed to be a Legal Aid client.

HTH
That would be my entire clientele then

I'd love to share some real whoppers of names and their spellings, that have come through my door. Here's one I can share, I hope, in good faith that I don't offend anyone:

I once appeared in Court for an Intervention Order matter and the Magistrate saw the child's name on the paperwork.
He yelled at me: "That's not how you spell Rebecca!"
Me: "Uh, yes, Your Honour, that is how my client spells Rebecca."
Magistrate: "No it isn't. It has too many Y's in it."