He hee Div, but just to clarify -

No boxing gloves - they wreck my nails, but I have a killer uppercut.
Knee Amputators - yep but they are my 7 inch heels.

Yes fake ugly baby will join me, we have a horrible one at playgroup I can borrow, and if you want Diva n Dan to turn up with the studded collar I have a matching set of leathers that go perfectly with the heels.....