Leathers, dog collar, leash, whips, 7 inch heels,- sorry, is this security equipment or a props list for an S&M party? What kind of service are you offering here Lulu - sounds fun?!!

Luckily I was never in need of your services - my ever patient and wonderful parents came over to take DP and I to the hospital (at our invite), then came back to our place and waited, and waited, and waited, till 30 hours later DP rang to let them know I was going in for an emergency c/s, then two hours later rang back to let them know they had a grandson and would they like to come and meet him. Considering that I expected mum to excitedly barrel down the door within seconds of her first grandchild's appearance, I was impressed with her restraint!