After reading with (utter disbelief) the stories of family, IL's and friends attitude regarding their "rights" to attend births or hospitals, I am considering a career as a BIRTH BOUNCER.

Yep, I am fully prepared to stand at the door of the delivery room for you, duct tape your MIL to her kitchen chair or disable your BILs car so they do not bother my BB friends whilst they deliver their bubs in peace.

I am so irritated that I will probably do it pro bono.

Special or unusual requests will be my specialty.......What do you think?