Funny things you said in labour

[kungfubecca]

I love this thread, it's a must for all to read, although I do think it's funnier after you have had a baby.

[Isadora]

How funny is this thread, i've had a good laugh. I love the eat the apple one haha can just imagine. While using the gas, I exclaimed 'Wow I'm on Mars!' Do not know where that came from, but apparently everyone had a good laugh. Also I remember grabbing onto a midwife and screaming 'Help meeeeeee i think i'm dying'. I think a lot of us have done the whole knock me out and do a c section!!