When I was pregnant with my first baby and in labor I kept telling my beautiful midwife "I need to go to the toilet" and she kept reassuring me that it was just the babies head descending, I was being so polite, in the end I yelled at her 'You don't understand I need to *****!!!!", she smiled sweetly and told me again it was just the head, and gee it turns out she was right.

When DS was born and placed on my chest I just kept repeating "Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god look at it"