I remember also telling my DH that i wouldn't be making "all that fuss and noise" - hmmm lol yeah right!
And when i first held Evan (a towel was around him) I asked "did anyone see his willy? Is it definately a boy?", and then i asked a few minutes later "did anyone notice the time?" - my mw replied "of course, what kind of MW do you think i am?!!" (she is a close family friend).
Oh and while i was pushing him out I couldn't focus on anything (hadn't had any pain relief so must've been that escatic birth hormone thing working) and DH kept saying to me "Linds, look at Julie (MW)" - he was trying to get me to focus - and i kept replying "I don't want to look at Julie!".