You can wear clothes during labour?!?!?!?! lol

When I was in the labour ward I had my gear off quicker than whippet with a bum full of dyamite, even before the middie asked me what I wanted to do!!!

There was a line of discarded clothing all the way to the shower, where I did most of my labouring ... it even came with a pole, although whilst I was naked, the thought of pole dancing never crossed my mind more's the pity ...