I yelled at her after she said it - in fact I think I screamed "NO MUM NO!!"

Then she said very sheepishly - "but I'm ready to be Granny... you'll tell me as soon as it happens won't you?". Poor Mum - I almost forgave her for being so sweet!

I wish my fat tummy was because of a baby

You poor thing Mel - I don't think I will forget this either. We're sensitive little souls aren't we?