So what do these people do with their own poo? Surely they flush and wipe that? How is wiping your baby that much different from wiping yourself? OK, someone else, but you're still cleaning up poo. And don't you wash your hands every nappy change anyway? At least my nappies are disposed of near the sink.

FWIW, the amount of people who tell me DS is happy and snug in the carrier and that it's the only way to travel... I have had very few negative comments. The funniest comment was "is he just inside your top?" - yes, I put a baby inside my t-shirt before I go out and hope he clings on for dear life.