I think I get the idea of this so here goes:

Smug:
1. I managed to labour for 24 hours before asking for an epidural (and then went on for about another 12 hours after that with the epidural).

2. Returning to full-time work when my daughter was 4.5 months old was the best thing I ever did for myself and my family

3. I was lucky enough not to miss out on any "firsts" even though I work full-time

4. DD could count to 10 from the age of 13 months

5. Now at 20 months, DD is starting to want to help with chores a little (still gets in the way a little though).

That's all the smug I can think of right now.

Crap:

1. I didn't put my foot down and refuse to be discharged without my baby

2. I didn't ask for help as much as I needed to when DD was new born

3. I tried to do it all and didn't cope with that

4. I really enjoy going out by my self at night and on weekends sometimes even though those are the times I should be spending with DD

5. DD eats too much mcdonalds and kfc because both DH & I are too exhausted and lazy to make dinner when we get home from work.