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Yes My DD screamed at the top of her voice Mum I came out your vagina didn't I ? We were at the check out of the supermarket standing next to the minister at my local Church. Being a mother not to hide the truth from her and growing up on a farm she knew where babies came out of (not how they went it thankfully or she would have told the shop that too) It was very embarrassing and not the last time she did it either.
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My Ds is a handful so i am always being embarressed by his bad behaviour... Would be nice for once to have a funny story out of it...
Although i was embarrassed when DS told MIL that Daddy and Mummy had a shower together and woke him up... PMSL...
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a few years mago, dd1 was 4 or 5.... in the supermarket q waiting to pay.
was having a particularly bad day all round.
dd1 points to one of the magazines and says in a super loud voice "mummy, why cant you be nice and clean like that lady?"
she was pointing at Paris Hilton!!!!!!! of all people
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LOLOLOLOLOL Oh God your kids are priceless hahahaThey have NO shame, do they?!
Sorry, no decent stories from mine yet... she's embarrassing when she starts running amok or throwing a gigantic tantrum in the middle of shopping centres, but she hasn't started talking properly yet (just parrots whatever the people around her say etc) so no gold so far
Although, she does have a habit of calling anybody in a hi-viz workshirt 'Daddy' (because DH wears the orange-and-navy shirts to work)... which can be a bit embarrassing when we're walking through the mall and every. single. person. (even females) she sees wearing work clothes, she runs towards them yelling, 'DADDEEEE! DADDY! DADDY!!'
I always think people must assume I'm a bit of a good-time girl, iykwim, because DD calls so many people 'Daddy' when we're out and aboutSo that's embarrassing :/
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When me and my exH split, he went and got a motorbike.... so everytime the mailman came, they ran outside screaming Daddy, Daddy.... v embarrasing..
I got a phone call from the school years ago, asking was there any problems at home they could help with, and the church could put me on a "receiving food" roster... Found out my darling daughter, who always took a full packed healthy lunch, wanted canteen junk, so told her teacher EVERY day for ages I didn't send her ANY food, so they fed her for free from the canteen!!! I was SOOO embarresed over that, but glad I got to straighten them out!!
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Many moons ago my sister made my mother wear the pasta necklace she made in Kindy to the supermarket. It was a very small town and my Dad was a very well respected businessman...whose wife had to don a pasta necklace for a week.
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Or one that was more embarassing for this child:
When my niece was 3ish she chucked a massive tanturm at the zoo and threw her shoes into the pond.
My husband sat down, yawned at her and calmly pointed out that now she had no shoes. He said to his sister (neice's mum) to go and enjoy her lunch without her daughter.
She eventually calmed down...after the reality hit her about her shoes.
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DD and DH used to have this game where she would say "I love you daddy" and he would say "More than all your daddy's" and she would giggle and say "I only have one daddy" and so on and so on and they used to do it in reverse about daughters.
Anyway we were doing grocery shopping and it was pension day (yay!) and DD pipes up... "Mummy I love my daddy more than all my other daddy's" You should have seen the looks I got
Another time, we were in a liquor store and she pipes up "When I grow up I'm going to drink lots of alcohol with you mummy, just like you do now."
Another time, we were in a restaurant at a cafe and DD had just gone to the toilet. She comes back to the table sits down and exclaims loudly. "DADDY I TRIED TO DO A POO BUT MY POOS WOULDN'T COME OUT!"
DS last Christmas, we were again at the grocery store, and he saw a man with a big wooly white beard and proceeded to scream out "SANTA! COME HERE SANTA! HI SANTA! HELLLLOOOOO SANTA!" I was sooo embarrassed I eventually got DH to take him for a walk coz he wouldn't stop harassing this poor guy.
Although not as embarressing the best one I remember with DD was we were again at the grocery store and there was a woman who was swearing and screaming at her child, and ended up starting beating the cr@p out of the poor kid. I tried really hard to get away as it really used to disturb DD and she would often start crying. Not this day... she says in a really loud voice "What a horrible mummy! I'm glad you don't do that mummy, you're a good mummy!" The woman turned and scorned, but funnily enough she stopped and calmed down. I was terrified she was going to come over and have a go, but I was also proud of DD for speaking her mind. She did it heaps after that until she got self conscious. But she would often say things like "They should be nicer." and "You don't yell like that." I think people get shocked to see such a little person say things like that (it was before DS so she would have been 3-4).
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these are hilarious.
I obviously don't have any yet but I do have some that I did when I was little.
When I was about 3 mum and I went to Sydney and were walking down the street when I saw a black man and I'd obviously never seen a person with that colour skin before. I started pointing at him and saying 'Mum, look at that man, he's dirty' 'Why is he so dirty' 'But mum look how dirty he is'. LOL. Mum quickly crossed the street.
Another time we were at a friends house and there was a lady there who was really overweight and we were eating KFC and I had got a little toy with my meal of a hamburger and I turned to the lady and said 'that's why you're so fat, you eat too many of these'.
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RoFL Kitten and PB!!
DD has said a few embarassing things.
One that sticks out was when I was at the checkout in the chemist, was pretty busy.
DD1 decides to break out in song
"I kissed a girl and I liked it, tastes like that cherry chapstick"
What could I do but giggle lol, all the oldies standing behind me had a look of shock/horror on their face lol
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LOLOL omg that reminds me of DD seeing DH's workmates... there were a couple of lovely Indian blokes (with the very, very dark skin) who worked at the scrapyard DH works at a few months back... they are really family-oriented and love babies to death, so one day when I took DH his lunch, DH asked us to come sit in the tearoom with him so his workmates could meet DD. This was... oh, maybe around the time of her first birthday? So quite small.
Anyway, we went down into the tearoom and sat at the table, the Indian lads were just delighted with DD - but she was petrified of them! They were offering her bits of their apple and putting their hands out for her to come for a cuddle, but the more they looked at her and tried to talk to her, the more she screwed her face up in a panic and eventually just burst into tears and clung to DH... I was so embarrassed, but it truly just was the fact that DD hasn't seen a person with skin so dark before, let alone people who don't speak English very well!!
The next time we saw them was when DH gave them a lift home one afternoon, she remembered them this time and was happy to go into their home with DH and meet all their housemates (who insisted on feeding her everything they had in the fridge and they probably would have kept her if DH had given them the okay lol, I don't get why they love babies so much?!). So it was all good lol.
Oh, and I remember constantly embarrassing my mother as a kid because I had no fear of heavily tattooed people (which, 15 or more years ago, tended more towards bikies etc rather than just random people these days who get inked)... I would see some huge, bearded guy walking down the street and notice he had tattoos, and would run up to him to touch them and ask him 'did they hurt?' 'do they wash off?' 'when can I get some?' 'do you have a picture of a butterfly/fairy/kitten/whatever I was into?'... my mother would grab my hand and drag me in the opposite direction (she's pretty sheltered lol), I still don't know why she's so surprised that I've got tattoos :/ Obviously I've always liked them!
Last edited by Glamourcide; April 7th, 2009 at 12:57 PM.
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We were at the shops and DS said in a loud voice "Mummy, my doodle has gone straight"
THAT, was embarrassing.... wish he would just get his hand off it!
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Zander's quote for the week....
"Mummy when you drink milk does it go to your boobs and not your tummy?"
Heehee!
Last edited by {sarah}; April 17th, 2009 at 04:33 PM.
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He cracks me up... You ask him where his drink goes & he tells you it goes straight to his penis! No stomach, just mouth to penis LOL!
Oh oh & he made up a joke last week (seems like he has a bodily functions thing happening at the moment).
How do cars do wees?
With oil! (and he bursts out into a histerical fit of laughter!)
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