Sorry, had to share!

DS - bare bum
DD1 - has DS on her lap playing.

DD1 - 'MUUUUUUUUUM!!!'
Me - 'yeah?'
DD1 - 'JESSE'S GONNA WEE ON ME!!!'
Me - 'How do you know?'
DD1 - 'Coz his doodle is fat! GET HIM OFF ME!!!'
Me - LMAO!!!

Couldn't help it. I didn't think she'd caught on already! I think its about time this boy wore the occasional nappy, !!!