There used to be the most hilaaarious thread about this but I can't find it on the search. So lets start another! What are some daft, pregnant-brain things you've said (while UTD)?

I had one just then.

DP: How much money do you have?

Me: *counting* 50, 100, 150, 170, 180, 180. And five. So a hundred and eighty five dollars and five dollars.

DP: So, a hundred and ninety?

Me: uh, yeah.