I was massive with both of my pregnancies and I was getting so annoyed with all the 'gee you're big comments' so I would say "i think I look pretty small considering I'm having triplets!!" I have also said "i'm not pregnant just have a beer belly" Both comments seemed to shut people up real quick. I loved messing with people. One lady (a stranger) hit me on a bad day and I actually told her to stop being so concerned with the size of my belly and do something about the size of your a$$ because it makes my belly look tiny!!