None of my kids ever did the loo paper down the loo thing thank god! Only if they were a bit over zealous in wiping their bums LOL. But we had plenty of other delightful activities they did instead. DH and I were talking last night about babies and I said I just couldn't go back to having another baby in the house and DH said it would be sorta nice - not in a 'wish I didn't get a vasectomy' way, but just lamenting on the passing of our baby days and I said no way! I am so happy to be out of that stage now I just couldn't do it all over again with a new toddler and have to go through those full on phases. I know I am well and truly done having kids because now I look at other women with their prams and toddlers and babies and think thank christ that's not me!