Sheriproct ointment was fantastic! I've used other types before for tiny roids but the Sheriproct was the best!! They are horrible I had big bad ones and all the symptoms you're describing. The other thing I did was ice, if you get a little flat ice pack you can put it inside a pad I found that helped.

I feel for you the were horrible I couldn't drive until mine went as I couldn't sit properly...but they do go!