Ok feel obliged to share - while living in some westen QLD towns I met some nurses who told me of some of the names that had passed through the maternity ward.

Chlamydia
Vulva
Oh dear me. People this stupid should not be allowed to have children in the first place let alone name them. Remind anyone else of the Seinfeld episode with "Mulva".

Well, I also know someone with that very same last name D...K, whose real first name is William AKA Willy D..k. It won't be a suprise that he goes by his middle name.