Funny things you said in labour

[Toomanytoomany]

"Where do I order a tall skinny midwife?"

I say sorry a lot just after labour. I always get told off for it. "Sorry about the mess." "Sorry about the noise." "Sorry it took me so long to get the placenta out." "Mrs Toomany, you don't need to apologise." "Oh, sorry."

[*TripleJ*]

i already knew DS was going to be a boy but i said just as i was starting to push
"it better not be a girl"
i thought that was pretty funny

[Fleur]

Love this thread!

I wasn't anywhere near as funny ... I just did the 'I've had enough, I'm going home, I'm NOT doing this anymore!'
Pretty sure I was in transition